One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...