When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...