Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...