Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...