What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...