These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!