What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...