What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...