Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...