File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...