Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...