A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Mice Krispies!
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Offer legal advice
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Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...