I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...