God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...