How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...