Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...