For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...