Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...