Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...