What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Question and answer jokes
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Bear jokes 02
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Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...