Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...