Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...