Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
REALLY FUNNY!!
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...