First Child
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A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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A killer butterfly!
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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!