Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....