You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...