Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...