LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...