Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....