Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.