Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!