Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...