CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...