A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
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|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...