Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...