The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...