A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...