Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...