Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...