Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...