Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...