No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...