The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...