The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...