The government cuts costs
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
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Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
I think that I’m a chicken
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DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...