What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...