A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !