Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...