A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...