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One is negative one
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How to Annoy People at Work
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How does every ethnic joke start?
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If Wang made toasters…
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How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
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There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...