The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...