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Aged Mother
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...