Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...