Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...